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From: Dave U.Random
Date: Sunday, March 16, 2008 3:57 PM
Subject: ZYD/Jew Jokes
Glad to see some humour for a change in this ng.
JEW JOKES
How was copper wiring invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
They put parking meters on the roof!
Why is money green?
Because Jews pick it before it's ripe!
What candy did Hitler hate more then any other?
Jew Jew Beans... Although I heard he enjoyed them "roasted!"
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat!
Why don't Jews eat pork?
They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not!
Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy!
Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club?
Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding?
She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice!
Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
What's the difference between a circumcision and crucifixion?
In a crucifixion, they throw the whole Jew out!
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Someone dropped a quarter!
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she learned she had
an affair?
Who catered it?
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's a Jewish dilemma?
Free ham.
What's the difference between a Jewish bitch and a barracuda?
Nail polish.
What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew?
An elephant eventually forgets.
A nigger was walking down the street, kicking some rubbish out of his
way, when he spotted something amid the trash that gleamed
strangely. It urned out to be an oddly shaped bottle, and when he
rubbed it, a Jewish genie appeared. "I'll give you two wishes," quipped
the genie.
"Far out," said the black man. "First, I want to be white,
uptight, and out of sight!"
Second, I want to be surrounded by warm, sweet pussy.
So the genie turned him into a TAMPON!
The moral of this story:
You can't get anything from a Jew without strings attached!
How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her!
Why do jewish bitches only sleep with circumcised men?
They want 20% off everything!
What's the difference between between karate and judo?
Karate is a form of self-defense, and judo is what bagels are made of.
Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone that likes girls more then money.
What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement?
A WHINE cellar.
Why did the Jewish mother have herself entombed at Bloomingdales?
So her daughter would visit at least twice a week.
What's the difference between a vulture and a Jew?
A vulture waits until you're dead to eat your heart out!
you know why jews have big noses?
Because the air is free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: Which is better fertilizer, Palestinian terrorists or manure?
A: You can't shovel manure with a bayonet.
Q. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?
A. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?"
Actually, that's the function of the Gentile Santa Claus in shopping
malls. :^)
After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her
students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father
ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your
family didn't celebrate Christmas."
Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced around the
cash
register singing 'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.'
How was copper wiring invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny!
How does a jew know his wife is dead?
The sex stays the same, but the dishes pile up in the sink
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
They put parking meters on the roof!
What's the real American dream?
For every black guy to swim back to Africa with a JEW under each arm!
Why is money green?
Because Jews pick it before it's ripe!
What candy did Hitler hate more then any other?
Jew Jew Beans... Although I heard he enjoyed them "roasted!"
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat!
Why don't Jews eat pork?
They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not!
Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy!
Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club?
Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding?
She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice!
Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
What's the difference between a circumcision and crucifixion?
In a crucifixion, they throw the whole Jew out!
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Someone dropped a quarter!
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she learned she had an
affair?
Who catered it?
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's a Jewish dilemma?
Free ham.
What's the difference between a Jewish bitch and a barracuda?
Nail polish.
What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew?
An elephant eventually forgets.
How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her!
Why do Jewish bitches only sleep with circumcised men?
They want 20% off everything!
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a form of self-defense, and judo is what bagels are made of.
Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone that likes girls more then money.
What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement?
A WHINE cellar.
Why did the Jewish mother have herself entombed at Bloomingdales?
So her daughter would visit at least twice a week.
What's the difference between a vulture and a Jew?
A vulture waits until you're dead to eat your heart out!
What does an apple and a Jew have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree!
What's the difference between a Jew and an apple pie?
An apple pie doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car?
Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ashtray!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
What's the object of a Jewish football game?
To get the quarter back!
What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
He-blew.
What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call 5 Jews in the back of a truck going off the edge of a
cliff?
A waste, you can fit 12!
How do you lose a Jewish cop?
drive through a toll booth (cheap Jew)
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoo?
A canoo tips
WHAT'S THE SHORTEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
THE JEWISH HANDBOOK OF BUSINESS ETHICS
WHAT'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER CAME OUT OF AUSCHWITZ?
An Empty Bus
WHY DO JEWISH GIRLS LIKE PROSTITUTION?
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT YOU SELL IT AND YOU STILL GOT IT
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOUR LIMO IS OWNED BY A JEW?
IT HAS A PAY PHONE IN THE BACK SEAT
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE JEWISH MAFIA?
THE KOSHER NOSTRA
WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO DO BEFORE A VISIT TO A JEWISH DENTIST?
COUNT YOUR MONEY BEFORE HE GIVES YOU THE GAS
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JEW WITH A PUERTO RICAN?
A SUPERINTENDENT WHO THINKS HE OWNS THE BUILDING
WHAT does a JEW mean when he says "TRUST ME"?
Screw You!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A CHINAMAN WITH A JEWISH MOTHER?
SOMEONE WHO MAKES MISFORTUNE COOKIES
WHY DON'T JEWISH SOLDIERS WEAR BULLET PROOF VESTS?
'BECAUSE THEY CANT GET A REFUND IF THEY DON'T WORK
WHAT'S A JEWS DEFINITION OF FOREPLAY?
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE JEWISH GUY WHO WALKED INTO A WALL WITH AN ERECTION?
Would you classify shindlers list as drama, or war epic?
Neither, it was a comedy!
feel free to add your own jokes to the list, just so all can have a laugh.
For the real TRUTH about ZHIDS, visit the world top-rated website for
JEW-WATCH:
http://www.jewwatch.com
Now with more evidence coming out proving ZHID COLLABORATION WITH
NAZIS - another 51 cases besides the renowned Kastner case - no wonder
people around the world are really disliking the Christkiller ZHIDS!!
Or, other useful websites include:
ZUNDELSITE - www.zundelsite.org
IHR - www.ihr.org
Stormfront - http://www.stormfront.org
OSTARA - www.ostara.org
PAMYAT - http://abbc.com/pamyat/index.html
Edgar J.Steele - www.ConspiracyPenPal.com
AL JAZEERA - http://english.aljazeera.net/HomePage
THE HOFFMAN WIRE - Dedicated to Freedom of the Press,
Investigative Reporting and Revisionist History
Subscribe: HoffmanWire-subscribe@topica.com
Yggdrasil's White Nationalist Library - http://www.ddc.net/ygg
American Renaissance - http://www.amren.com
Campaign for Radical Truth in History - http://www.hoffman-info.com
Or, visit the website for NATIONAL ALLIANCE : http://www.natall.com
They have lots of information, as well as books and records.
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