soc.history.war.misc

Just follow for a second my reasoning...

"THE BANANA IS THE BEST WEAPON EVER DEVISED, CLEARLY SUPERIOR TO
NUCLEAR WEAPONS! If you don't believe me, I challenge anyone with a
nuclear weapon to step forward."

See what I mean? Now suppose the following scenario in which a lion
(militarily superior) fights a monkey (morally superior), who should
win?

THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE

Once upon a time, in the deep jungle, lived a Lion and a Monkey... One
day the Monkey, tired of the Lion taking the LION'S SHARE, and seeing
that such injustice represented a danger to all, demanded JUSTICE...
The Lion, yawning and stretching, said, "You would have to have paws
and sharp teeth..." Then the Monkey, who was very clever, devised a
plan: He would go to the costume store, and look like a lion...

When the HUNGRY LION saw him, noticing that the new lion wasn't a
match for him, and fearing COMPETITION, killed him on the spot --
before the indifferent look of the little animals of the jungle... And
that's how the Law of the Jungle was re-established one more time...
(NOTE: Other monkeys survived him...)

The lion's energies will be drained by the constant fight with the
monkeys. He can never win!

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Was it clever of the monkey to dress as a lion? The smart monkey shows
his cleverness...

(Based on the slogan "MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR")

And what better way to make love than to give the banana to the
roaring lion? The monkey knows that the lion is more powerful than
him, and knows he better use his own weapons, so he decides to be
funny, that being his natural gift. The story goes like this: The
Hungry Lion roars: "Monkey, I'm made to eat meat, so you better come
down right now." And the monkey replies very cool: "HUNGRY? YOU CAN
EAT MY BANANA!"

WHY THE BANANA REVOLUTION?
(arm yourself with wearable banners)

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
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"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere" -M.L. King