humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

> swhh...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > Have you seen the Big Daddy Driver?
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> > http://www.bigdaddydriver.com
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> > The video says it all...
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> > Enjoy!
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Greg Reynolds wrote:
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> Have you heard that golf has "caddies' because when Mary Queen
> of Scots lived in France and golfed, she was protected by cadets,
> and she continued the custom upon returning to her Scotland.
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. (Kramer enters with golf clubs)
.
Jerry: Y- you're not playin' golf?
.
Kramer: Yes, indeed. The calendar says winter,
. but the gods of spring are out.
.
George: Are the courses open?
.
Kramer: No, no........I'm sneaking in with Stan the CADDY,
. we've been going through the caddies entrance.
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Jackie Chiles (to Kramer): I think we got this wrapped up.
.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah...What's your read, Stan?
.
Stan: You're close, you're on the green.
. You just have to go for the cup.
.
Kramer: What do you mean?
.
Stan: Have her try on the bra, see if it fits.
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Jackie: No, no, no, no!
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Kramer: Do it, Jackie. Stan's the man.
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Jackie: Stan? Who the hell is Stan?
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Kramer: He's my CADDY.
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Jackie: You're CADDY?!? This is a big mistake!
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CAD, n. [Abbrev. fr. CADET.] 1. A person who STANDS at the door
of an omnibus to open & shut it, and to receive fares;
an idle hanger-on about innyards. [Eng.] --Dickens.
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. FW 35.10: [HCE] met a CAD with a PIPE.
. The latter, the luciferant not the oriuolate
. (who, the odds are, is still berting dagabout in the same straw
bamer, carryin his overGOAT under his schulder, sheepside out,
. so as to look more like a coumfry gentleman and
signing the PLEDGE as gaily as you please) hardily accosted him
. with: Guinness thaw tool in jew me dinner ouzel fin?
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<the alleged misdemeanour when billowing across the wide expanse of our
great park in his rubberised inVERnEss he met a CAD with a pipe. The
latter hardily accosted him to ask could he say how much o'clock it
was that the clock struck had he any idea. Earwicker, realising on
fundamental principles the supreme importance of physical life and
unwishful of being sent into eternity plugged by the sap's bullet,
HALTed and, quick on the draw, produced from his gunpocket his
shrapnel-Waterbury and, at the same instant hearing above the skirling
of harsh Mother East old Fox Goodman working the tenor bell in the
speckled church, told the CAD it was twelve punctual, adding however,
as he bent to give weight to the utterance that the accusation against
him had been made, as was well known in high quarters, by a creature
in human form who was several degrees lower than a snake.>>
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Art Neuendorffer (a creature in human form who was several degrees
lower than a snake)