humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

On Apr 11, 2:39=A0pm, lackimpurity wrote:
> On Apr 11, 3:37=A0pm, lackimpurity wrote:
>
> > Zarathustra, or as you call his last incarnation, Shakespeare, was
> > well aware of the joining power of music:
>
> > "once I sat upon a promontory,
> > And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back
> > Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath
> > That the rude sea grew civil at her song
> > And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
> > To hear the sea-maid's music."
>
> Play this music and you will be in tune with Zoroaster, Shakespeare,
> and yourself:
>
> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000W02182/ref=3Ddm_mu_dp_trk1?ie=3DUTF8.=
..
>
> http://tinyurl.com/6kln8z


A Joke or a Parable?

Lackpurity and Lackimpurity are taking a bath together.

Lackpurity holds up the Ivory Soap and says,
"This is the best soap for me! 99-44/100% pure!
Just the way I like it!"

Lackimpurity says, "Yeah, I like it too."

Lackpurity was shocked to learn that they both used the same soap!
"But, but... what about the 56/100 % that's impure??"

Lackimpurity laughed. "Heck, I use it to wash my Mazda."

Then they played tickle tag and took a magic carpet ride to a mystical
website where they acted intelligent and their flocks interbred and
lived blissfully ever after.


The moral of the story, of course, is what are you pseudo-gogues still
doing here?

Greg Reynolds