humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

On Apr 10, 2:41=A0pm, lackimpurity wrote:
> On Apr 10, 3:17=A0pm, Tom Reedy wrote:
>
> > On Apr 10, 1:34=A0pm, lackimpurity wrote:
>
> > > I profess myself a devotee
>
> > We've already figured out that you have a slave mentality.
>
> > > of Mazda, a follower of Zarathustra.
>
> > I profess myself an owner of Ford, a follower of big pickup trucks
> > (but I also have a Honda and a Toyota Prius).
>
> Impious dog. Zarathustra is fire! Ahura Mazda heals!
> Do not your pickup trucks and your wealth deliver
> the bombs that kill your own children in the Near East?
> Shakespeare was wise because he was Zarathustra
> incarnate; you are not worthy.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on hlas!!!!

My "pickup trucks and wealth!" (Wipes tears of mrith from eyes.)

"Not worthy!"

Are you telling me that my soul will not "be reunited in Ahura Mazda"
at the end of time?

Maybe if that happens we can finally get rid of your ignorant ass.

TR