humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

On 15 Mrz., 04:49, jelava wrote:
> DEAR I AM A STUDENT LIKE YOU .BUT LAST WEEK I HAVE EARN MORE THAN
> $2,00,000 WITH THE HELP OF INTERNET. I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE IT
> WITHOUT INVEST ANYTHING.THE LINK ID BELOW
>
> www.jeeva235.blogspot.com
>
> MILLIOANS OF DOLLARS ARE WAITING HERE

Aloa, aloa, yoa ouat theyuh!
I'd like milioans of doaloahs too!

The last time I got an email saying the sender was Major John
Somethingsorother of the US army in Iraq and that they had,
during the course of their search for Bin Laden presumably,
dicovered 20 million US dollars stashed away and were needing
my help to get it out of the country.

This made sense to me, living in Switzerland and all,
but why didn't they just give it to the Swiss Bank UBS?
Those UBS guys know how to lose money like no-one
else in town.

Give your money to the UBS and it'll never be seen again.
Heck, they must've had Bin Laden all the time, and lost
him someplace.
Not to speak of all those "Nachrichtenlose Konti" from their
Jewish customers in WWII.


RT