humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

On Feb 27, 8:32 am, "Ms. Mouse" wrote:
> On Feb 27, 10:41 am, "Peter Farey"
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> > Elizabeth wrote:
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> > > I think the Oxfordians should reconsider.
> > > Egan misspelled 'indepth' It should be
> > > in depth or in-depth.
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> > Coincidentally, the following arrived this morning too.
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> > In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each
> > other for a long time. At the urging of their friends,
> > they decided it was finally time for marriage.
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> > Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a
> > long conversation regarding how their marriage might
> > work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and
> > so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time
> > to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
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> > 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather warily.
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> > 'Well,' she said, responding very carefully, 'I'd have
> > to say... I would like it infrequently.'
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> > The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over
> > his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked,
> > 'Is that one word or two?'
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> > Peter F.
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> Peter, that is absolutely hysterical.
> Mouse

Especially in the context.