humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare

A small printing press, known as the Nameless, has just circulated a
tract on the Shakespeare authorship question that reveals a conspiracy
responsible for instigating the several factions of authorship
attribution that perpetrate the continuing debate about who the Bard
was.

Since the late 17th C. and inception of a Shakespeare Industry,
representatives of a British publisher, university club, and special
sub-committee at the Foreign Office have met annually to advance a
Shakespeare agenda enhancing British culture, tourism, and supporting
the monitary system.

Remarkably, what the Nameless Printing Press, has revealed is that the
Shakespeare Conspiracy Foundation actively promotes conspiracies being
advocated on the part of Shakespeare authorship attributions, mainly
but not limited to Oxford, Marlowe, Bacon, Derby, and Queen Elizabeth.

The Nameless Press goes so far as to suggest that the Shakespeare and
other authorship conspiracies are linked to other conspiracies, real
and imagined, that keep British culture before the public. It is
alleged that news groups are now infiltrated by conspiracy-fixated
personalities who are easily motivated by suspicions that institutions
like Shakespeare are probably fake.

bookburn, Happy April Fools Day