"Jim"
>
> "D.F. Manno"
>> In article
>> wrote:
>>
>>> LOL..I didn't think there was a single area in the U.S. that didn't
>>> have at least DSL
>>
>> To be able to get DSL, you have to be within 18,000 feet of a telephone
>> central office. Lots of places, including most rural areas, are further
>> away than that.
>
> I am in the boonies next to the earth station that receives signals from satellites to launch our nukes from the silos all
> around me. They don't build much out here...... But if WWIII ever starts I'll be the =first= to know! LOL!!!
You have the best seat in the house !